I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”
Swiffer: now with bonus dusting power!
my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have...
mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
don’t let tumblr make you believe that
-smoking is cool
-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable
-trusting nobody is healthy
Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on...